Banks have been in the news this week ... again. LIBOR rate manipulations, JPMorgan Chase losses higher than expected ... and with interest rates so low, keeping our money under the mattress is starting to look better and better.
Bankers never die...They just lose interest.
If bankers can count, how come they have eight windows and only four tellers?
Banks are in some much trouble that their CEO's are now playing miniature golf.
Q: What's the difference between a guy who bets everything he owns on a roll of the dice in Las Vegas and an investment banker?
A: The dice.